A) Was sick and had a headache.

B) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes.

C) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes in a bus with no air conditioning that was 92 degrees inside.

D) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes in a bus with no air conditioning that was 92 degrees inside and had to vomit but the toilet didn’t work.

E) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes in a bus with no air conditioning that was 92 degrees inside and had to vomit but the toilet didn’t work so I got off at a stop in the middle of nowhere desert land to puke in a toilet and was told I had 5 minutes.

F) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes in a bus with no air conditioning that was 92 degrees inside and had to vomit but the toilet didn’t work so I got off at a stop in the middle of nowhere desert land to puke in a toilet and was told I had 5 minutes and when I came out of the bathroom the bus was gone and I was left behind.

G) Was sick and had a headache and had to take a 8-9 hour bus ride through the world’s driest desert and across the Andes in a bus with no air conditioning that was 92 degrees inside and had to vomit but the toilet didn’t work so I got off at a stop in the middle of nowhere desert land to puke in a toilet and was told I had 5 minutes and when I came out of the bathroom the bus was gone and I was left behind and my boyfriend didn’t even notice.

If you guessed G, yay! You are correct! Your prize? Knowing your day was way better than mine!