I went mountain climbing/trekking in Colca Canyon in the Andes this weekend and here is a summary for your enjoyment:

Number of times I vomited: 3
Number of times I climbed up a mountain: 2
Number of times I climbed down a mountain: 4
Number of times I dropped the F Bomb: 10+
Number of scary, rickety bridges over gorges I crossed: 3
Number of times I said, “F HIKING”: 1
Number of dogs I adopted that climbed and slept with me: 1
Number of donkeys that abandoned me: 1
Number of times I cried: 3
Number of times Daniel pushed me for a bit up a mountain: 2
Number of natural hot springs I swam in: 1
Number of times I said, “I am so miserable”: 10+
Amount of satisfaction at the end of every day hiking: infinite

I would like to summarize this summary with a quote: “Jillian, maybe we should also climb that mountain?” “I would rather have my mom take out a second mortgage to emergency helicopter evacuate me out of here than climb another mountain.”